各位请注意看，用英语写征婚启事的人有可能有才，也有可能是瞎掰

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事情是这样的，我更新自己帖子的时候偶尔发现有人用英语征婚，就觉得很可笑，点进去一看果然满篇语法错误，chinglish。

先给大家翻译一下他的帖子哈，见下文

Thank you for reading this post. I am doing this in English, not because I think it is cool, but because I want to make sure I can find someone who has some knowledge of English. I don't want to waste time talking with girls who are not fond of learning or simply put, silly.感谢你来读这封信，我之所以用英语来写，不是因为觉得酷，而是想通过这种方式来确定加我的都是能看懂英语的。我不想在不爱学习或者简单一点来说愚蠢的女孩身上浪费时间。

Now, something about me. I came to work in Hefei last year as a teacher in a rather well-known university. I used to work as a government employee in Beijing, and as a consular officer in a Chinese overseas embassy. I had several girlfriends in the past 14 years, but never married. I am easy-going, quiet, and enjoy family life. I have a brother and a sister, who are both married and now happy parents of kids of their own. I don't smoke, or drink, or play computer games. I am fond of cooking, reading and languages. Travel is also my favorite.现在来说说我吧。去年我来到合肥工作，在一家著名大学作为教师。我曾在北京是一名公务员，也曾经是一名使馆的驻外人员。在过去的14年里我曾经有过若干女友们，但是没有和她们中的任何一位结婚。我是一个性格随和，安静的人，并且享受家庭生活。我家是兄弟姐妹三个，均已婚有孩，生活幸福。我不吸烟，不喝酒，不玩电脑游戏。我爱下厨，读书和学习语言（老兄你的英语真心是表达能力太差，我要不是个中国人真是猜都猜不懂）。旅游也是我的兴趣。

I want to find a girl who is well-educated, and preferably from a family with loving and caring parents. I know it is not easy to seek a nice girl in this online forum, which is normally considered as an unreliable source of candidates for serious romance. But I am here with a hope, and hope is not a bad thing. So I hope for the best.我想找一个教育程度良好的女孩，出身幸福安逸家庭。我知道这个要求在这里几乎是不可能实现的，因为（后面的句子真心猜也猜不懂的说，你像前面那样写短句不好咩？但是我根据你出现的单词的意思结合上下文继续帮你翻译）我要找的是一段真爱。但是我仍旧抱有希望，希望是个好东西。我希望能有好结果。

If you are nice and single, and want to know more about me and me to know more about you, you may contact me via QQ: 309580270.如果你是个单身的好女孩，并且想更进一步相互了解，请联系qq。。。。。。。

然后我就多事嘴贱了一句，附上链接

http://bbs.hefei.cc/thread-15168426-1-1.html

结果就被在他的英文征婚帖里骂了，还跑到我自己的帖子里去，先用德语骂我笨，结果被我发现是他网上抄人家的，然后他词穷之下直接上脏话，骂我破鞋。

说实话，他的英语真的很可笑，我都无法想象这种水平怎么能是公务员，还是使馆驻外人士？

我尝试给他修改一下，未果，因为实在无从下手，见下

1.Thank you for reading this post.（Thank you in advance for reading

this post!）

2. I am doing this in English（I write this letter to see whether there exists a girl

Who has knowledge of english ，注意 some后面不能跟Knowledge，我觉得你完全是把中文一字一句的直接按照顺序翻成英语了）

, not because I think it is cool, but because I want to make sure I can find someone who has some knowledge of English. I don't want to waste time talking with girls who are not fond of learning or simply put, silly.

他就是把中文按照顺序原封不动翻成的英语，就是chinglish的意思。

然后他字里行间都是满的要洒出来的傲慢。

如果真心是学霸，那也就算了。但是英语差到这个水平还不许人说，别人嘴贱说了还一路追着骂，这种人怎么好意思说自己性格easy？并且要求找一个受过良好教育的女生？人家傻瓜啊，看到你骂人就知道你素质多低了嘛。自己就是个屌丝，还要求女生爱学习，说实话lz我也是24k理科女，学数学的。但是英语至少讲得通的说，除此之外还精通德语，掌握法语日常生活用语，韩语日语各100词汇量。我就真心好奇，这位合肥著名大学的教师到底是教啥的？马克思列宁主义咩？而且合肥著名大学也就中科院吧？你希望我把你的帖子转到你们学校内网里去晒晒咩？或者干脆转到天涯上让大家评评理？

看看到底是谁的问题？？？？

哎，我也是多事，下次看到这种人，笑笑就过，再也不多事了。